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Chapt. 278 – 2018 words
New incentive to reach 80!
MOSCOW, March 4, 2008 -- 2278 hits
Volodya dangles his cock again Sergei worried about life without me Missing camera and depleted phone Medvedev’s election may hold pleasant surprises
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Chapt. 267 – 2,213 words
Russian Sputnik launched 50 years ago
MOSCOW, October 2, 2007 -- 2279 hits
Putin’s Youth patrols will keep Russia “stabilized” While his mysteries preoccupy Russian politics Igor still in Moldova Zhorik’s long distance affection persists “Gemeroi” is a pain in the ass 50th Sputnik anniversary sparks nostalgia
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Chapt. 29 – 1938 words
Misha, Elections, dampen “Joy to the World”
MOSCOW, Dec. 7, 2003 -- 2280 hits
Dec. 7 – Elections, Pearl Harbor, Misha Christmas commercialism in Moscow too Liberals shellacked in Duma elections Nationalism also boosted
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Chapt. 48 - 1816 words
Tsar Putin 2nd best liar in contest with Bush
MOSCOW, May 16, 2004 – 2289 hits
Putin wins re-election: “The Russians need a tsar” – Stalin But loses in liar’s contest e-mail reply to Vanya short Seryozh exits Garvard beets Warning from Hong Kong Mike: See a doctor
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Chapt. 55 – 2240 words
Lose a few (centimeters), gain a few (tons)
MOSCOW, April 21, 2004 -- 2290 hits
Meeting with Valodya – Shurik vs. Yegor At last: sex with Long Seryozh Telling Yegor I had sex with Shurik "Who has the biggest cock?" Not Valodya Yegor and I buy a bed
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Chapt. 284 – 2,507 words
Apprehensions mount as reunion with Zhorik nears
MOSCOW, June 7, 2008 – 2301 hits
Zhorik is out of the army Nizhny Novgorod Vanya surfaces - abjectly Zhorik risks discharge, goes AWOL again, As Sasha grows dearer – and leaves Tabloid "eXile" threatened by authorities Academy of Sciences again defies Kremlin The impossible comes true: Obama is nominee
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Chapt. 283 – 2,307 words
Gaining Zhorik, but losing Sasha? Igor?
MOSCOW, May 29, 2008 -- 2302 hits
I'm losing Sasha And Igor? But regaining Zhorik Sasha "will love me forever" Gas prices hurting Russians Medvedev vows corruption fight And independent courts Russian, American Army suicides
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Chapt. 39 - 1361 words
Icy plunges and cold deaths
MOSCOW, January 19, 2004 –- 2303 hits
Epiphany Frozen soldiers
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Chapt. 19 – 2161 words
From Russia, With Loves -- to Prague
MOSCOW, Oct. 28, 2003 -- 2310 hits
Zhenya returns First snow of the season & trip to the tourist agency
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Chapt. 15 - 1323 words
Ann Landers Gets Deep-Sixed
MOSCOW, Oct. 14, 2003 -- 2315 hits
Misha’s leaving – and that’s that He packs Ann Landers gets deep-sixed When I get through crying for Misha…
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Chapt. 51 – 1789 words
Memories: Mom and Shurik
MOSCOW, April 5, 2004 -- 2318 hits
Mom’s birthday Vanya – blurred limits of kindness, stupidity A call from Shurik Cold snaps and macho Russians
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Chapt. 235 – 3,337 words
Igor reaffirms doctrine; wants to stay with me
MOSCOW, February 11, 2007 -- 2324 hits
“Whenever you want” doctrine verified, reinforced Which may necessitate a juggling act when Zhorik comes Igor’s name changes back to Vanya BP gets a jolt when… …I find Andrei under the bed Election shenanigans already well under way Where’s the beef? In Russia A dollar buys twice as many Big Macs in Moscow Siberian locals see orange, yellow, green FDR and Putin – soul brothers/ Do you have any undeclared camels in your suitcase?
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Chapt. 53 – 1703 words
Mafia hit man dis-armed in bombing
MOSCOW, April 14, 2004 -- 2325 hits
Sasha witnesses mafia bombing Long Seryozh coming Lena’s getting married – and PG Vanya replies: “I did not.” Spring draft begins
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Chapt. 262 – 3,614 words
Igor’s brain contusion will take him back to Moldova
MOSCOW, August 21, 2007 -- 2336 hits
Simpsons movie comes to Russia Crack train derailment prompts speculation …Ultra-nationalists? …Muslim terrorists? …Or Kremlin power house? Putin’s re-write of history successful Novelist under investigation for slandering cops Cop boss beats patrolman over traffic ticket Igor’s head pain continues He goes to the hospital …for three days …back to Moldova for treatment Police follow-up: Potential oh-oh …but registration issue avoided for now Money drought ends at last
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Chapt. 232 – 3,915 words
Reunion with Zhorik nails down future
MOSCOW, January 21, 2007 -- 2337 hits
To Siberia and Zhorik Finding a place to stay Zhorik in civvies Bed with Zhorika non-event Shopping for more civvies A bath brings everything back Celebrating Russian Xmas with an orgasm Back to home sweet home And mixed reception from Igor
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Chapt. 259 – 3,785 words
Igor headed home from Moldova
MOSCOW, July 30, 2007 -- 2339 hits
Igor headed home …and preempts Victor Mixed messages from Zhorik …but he’s making big plans for post-army Top lawyers will go to bat for Kuznetsov Russian church growing too strong: scientists Kremlin orchestrating party registrations And drawing up blacklist of unacceptables Putin’s Youth does Kremlin’s dirty work Russians not world’s most dishonest
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Chapt. 265 – 2,687 words
Even without Putin, Russian “democracy” wouldn’t be
MOSCOW, September 17, 2007 -- 2339 hits
Putin confounds the Kremlin watchers As election season – and dirty tricks – begin in earnest Russian “democracy” no democracy – even sans Putin “Narco-man” Denis endangers my apartment …But we’ll stay anyway Zhorik’s hand not broken, but nerve damaged Igor will be home this week
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Chapt. 247 – 4,350 words
Russian bear roars again on Victory Day
MOSCOW, May 8, 2007 -- 2340 hits
Imperial Russia rumbles over an Estonian monument Zhorik writes me a love poem… …While relationship with Igor rides a roller coaster …that soars into outer space …which complicates Peter fantasy
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Chapt. 258 – 3,214 words
Putin wraps himself in a constitution he doesn’t believe in
MOSCOW, July 23, 2007 -- 2340 hits
Twins exit again …and I’m broke Time brings Zhorik reunion closer England elevates extradition to diplomatic crisis Another lawyer flees Russia in fear One who didn’t flee wins Strasbourg case Russians like Putin’s tough-guy image UFO pal needles pols on flying saucers
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Chapt. 285 – 1,662 words
Plans for Spain threatened in quadruple whammy
MOSCOW, June 16, 2008 -- 2340 hits
Sasha crushes my fantasy "Day of Russia" gives four-day rest Reunion with Zhorik still in abeyance Plans for escape to Spain in jeopardy Igor knocks up another one! American bank account blocked Finally, a little good news!
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