Chapt. 1 – 1952 words
Peter Pan in the Clutches of the Evil Empire
MOSCOW, September 7, 2003 -- 7974 hits

Yegor returns
Money keeps disappearing
Misha announces: Going to Prague

Chapt. 236 – 2,608 words
Prostitution supplements Russian soldiers’ $ 10 wage!
MOSCOW, February 20, 2007 -- 2587 hits

Zhorik wants a return engagement
New solder sex scandal
Nosy neighbor could cause repercussions
Germans agree with Putin: US is a threat
More mobile phones than people
Russia takes St. Valentine’s Day to heart
First boyfriend Max reminds me why I dumped him

Chapt. 50 – 2255 words
People living with stones shouldn’t break glasses
MOSCOW, March 30, 2004 – 2346 hits

Kidney stones
Broken door lock
Bush bumper stickers
The family who slays together…
Mike S.’s medical bloopers

Chapt. 134 – 2135 words
Putin’s goal – “total control” -- spelled out
MOSCOW, June 7, 2005 –- 2161 hits

Russia will avenge US space weapons
Putin going after print media
His goal: total control
Police get green light for anti-protest brutality
To Stavropol next week?

Chapt. 255 – 4,584 words
Putin races Bush for “most contemptible” title
MOSCOW, July 2, 2007 -- 2582 hits

“Honey” gets an SOS from “my” Igor
Putin one-ups Bush: He’ll steal the North Pole
Russian economy good for another four years
…while rest of the world “languishes”
…U.S. economy collapse already started?
Homophobic mayor promises to double incomes
…Half of Russia in the middle class by 2020?
Putin’s international stature drops; Bush’s drops more
Kremlin critics’ noose tightens another notch
Anti-Putin youth newspapers “extremist”: KGB>FSB
Kasparov’s perceived anger: wishful thinking?
Update on bee collapse in Russia
…prompts “Senate borshch” recipe
Brit youth prefer cell phones to sex
Maxim offers something to look forward to

Chapt. 258 – 3,214 words
Putin wraps himself in a constitution he doesn’t believe in
MOSCOW, July 23, 2007 -- 2333 hits

Twins exit again
…and I’m broke
Time brings Zhorik reunion closer
England elevates extradition to diplomatic crisis
Another lawyer flees Russia in fear
One who didn’t flee wins Strasbourg case
Russians like Putin’s tough-guy image
UFO pal needles pols on flying saucers

Chapt. 261 – 4,546 words
Present from Sochi: Dick bigger than his brain
MOSCOW, August 14, 2007 -- 2269 hits

Wages of sin in Moldova: Update
Bucksi crisis continues; rent due
Sergei, Andrei, bring “present”
Who seems a miracle,
But turns into bad dream
A sort of happy ending
After Igor gets beaten for insult
I fondle a Moldovan teenager
I’m now a Russian teacher!
I could have been a millionaire, but….
Chechens defect to Finland

Chapt. 276 – 2,623 words
Putin succession battle brings uncertainty to Russia too
MOSCOW, January 24, 2008 -- 2507 hits

Russia's billion hangover
Perils in store for Putin/Medvedev?
Too many pesetas puts crunch on rent
No birthday for Zhorik
Still no Igor

Chapt. 285 – 1,662 words
Plans for Spain threatened in quadruple whammy
MOSCOW, June 16, 2008 -- 2332 hits

Sasha crushes my fantasy
"Day of Russia" gives four-day rest
Reunion with Zhorik still in abeyance
Plans for escape to Spain in jeopardy
Igor knocks up another one!
American bank account blocked
Finally, a little good news!