Chapt. 102 – 1990 words
Language barrier brings us to the brink
MOSCOW, January 25, 2005 -- 2341 hits

World turns upside down
And rightside up
Me and Basil

Chapt. 234 – 2554 words
Luzhkov again vows to ban “satanic” gay parades
MOSCOW, February 5, 2007 -- 2351 hits

“Whenever you want” seems to be working
Luzhkov: “Gay parades satanic”
No unauthorized typing in Soviet Union
15-yr.-old fathers “not uncommon” in Russia
Rewriting my memoirs – with Basil’s help
Russian railroads will relieve Sheremetevo transport
Paranoid Bureaucrats further complicate foreigner’s lives
“Monstrous” Russian human rights violations persist in Chechnya

Chapt. 189 – 3785 words
Lots of orgasms, but no sex; what’s in a name?
MOSCOW, February 26, 2006 -- 4587 hits

Orgasms back on track, but “not sex”
I give Zhorik his alcoholism warning
More “not sex”
Still wavering about the army
Bush attack on Iran could invite U.S. terror
Putin and Bush fight over the moon

Chapt. 219 – 2865 words
Lookin’ for love in all the wrong bulletin boards
MOSCOW, September 24, 2006 -- 2709 hits

Fantasy bilks me out of another $ 200
Racism boils over in many parts of Russia
Putin’s “blue-light special”
Thailand path may have hit a detour
Central banker gunned down in re-run of ’90s
Hazing trial awaits – conviction?
His lordship wants bigger bathrooms
U.S. planning anti-Putin conspiracy?

Chapt. 114 – 1613 words
Life: sweeter for me; more challenging for Putin?
MOSCOW, March 20, 2005 – 2798 hits

The eternal winter
Low air pressure = high blood pressure?
Sergei jealous of “Denis the penis”
Zhorik arrives with gifts for “Dedushka”
Kasparov will take on Putin, and not in chess
“Attempt on Chubais’ life” – What really happened?
Event scuttles Olympic chances

Chapt. 104-1/2 – 1960 words
Lincoln’s birthday; was he gay? Was I a criminal?
MOSCOW, February 12, 2005 – 2445 hits

Lincoln’s birthday – Was he gay?
Plummeting into puberty
My first orgasm
Was it a crime?
These Americans – a disturbed lot

Chapt. 253 – 3,662 words
Landlady lifts sense of oncoming disaster
MOSCOW, June 18, 2007-- 2256 hits

Gloom lifts as landlady offers registration
…Did Igor threaten his Mom?
Sergei vetoes Tanya as surrogate mother
… then loses her – maybe
Three-day holiday zaps budget
…but gives me and Peter a chance for a boat ride
…”I’m no any less free” under Putin, he says
Dissenters gather without police violence
But art investigation squashes freedom of expression
Russia “worst country to do business in” – MasterCard
America, Russia, share honey bee crisis
…while Missy and I share dog food
What’s in a name

Chapt. 271 – 884 words
Life without Igor restful but empty
MOSCOW, November 19, 2007 -- 2154 hits

No end in sight to Life without Igor
Election circus continues

Chapt. 55 – 2240 words
Lose a few (centimeters), gain a few (tons)
MOSCOW, April 21, 2004 -- 2282 hits

Meeting with Valodya – Shurik vs. Yegor
At last: sex with Long Seryozh
Telling Yegor I had sex with Shurik
"Who has the biggest cock?" Not Valodya
Yegor and I buy a bed

Chapt. 301 - 2,282 words
Lord, I’m comin’ home
Galicia, somewhere in northern Spain, April 26, 2010 -- 2568 hits

Fiesta Queen

Chapt. 315 - 4 933 words
Life getting complicated -- again
Somewhere in northern Spain, May 28, 2011 – 2685 hits

Future life in Moldova gets complicated
Violence comes to Morocco
Sexual education for young Muslims

Chapt. 330 - 5 140 words
Lucy pulls the football -- again!
Somewhere in northern Spain, November 7, 2012 – 3927 hits

Fiesta Queen